Nicknames: Forced Delusions of Corporate Equality and Cultural Assimilation
Last Monday saw a sudden announcement of a brand-new corporate tradition here at Rakuten: the forced adoption of nicknames. Yes, everyone was ORDERED to register a 7-letter maximum UNCHANGEABLE official nickname by this past Thursday. The nickname was to be searchable in official records (emails and any sort of employee list) and will become past of the name badges that the company requires ever employee to wear during their entire time on company premises. The reason: more equal communication among all employees. Supposedly, even the higher-ups (Executive Officers and the Boss himself) have selected nicknames and are expecting their subordinates to call them by those nicknames in public. I really do applaud the sincere effort by the Boss to reduce distances among different ranks of the corporate ladder, but such a measure does nothing beyond generating a bit of over-the-lunch conversation for a couple of reasons. (1) The implementation and execution of the nickname-calling system